yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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