If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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