I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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