i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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