My room smells like vodka and shame
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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