are you so shy because you have an std?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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