This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.