my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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