is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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