sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?