With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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