Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I am mentally ready for anal.
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