Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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