Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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