my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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