What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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