he puts the penis in happiness.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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