dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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