On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
