Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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