Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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