Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Spinning.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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