The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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