what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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