so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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