You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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