Welp...herpes.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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