ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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