How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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