is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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