Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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