it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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