you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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