Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
