Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
God, I missed his penis.
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