New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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