I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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