Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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