I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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