It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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