You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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