I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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