Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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