Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
