you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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