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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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