hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
wow bdsm is so cute
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