I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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