how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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