Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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