O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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