i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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