i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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