:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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