we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance