dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?