quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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