even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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