you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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