that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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