i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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