Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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